The One Where Kevin Goes to Disneyland

Orlando, FL (Reuters) - Itstheleague.com Commissioner Kevin Reyes recently left his cold, isolated community of Amherst, Massachusetts for the sunny palm trees of Orlando Florida. The Kevdog's ballers owner flew to Orlando with aspirations of spending a few days at the happiest place on earth (people playing at the happiest place on earth in picture).

On the flight, Kevin sits down next to a guy wearing a red shirt. "My aren't you a handsome," says the guy who looks like an ad for Gap. Uh-oh, Kevin thinks, my spidey sense is tingling. "Why thank you," Kevin responds politely. The well-dressed guy who also speaks with a lisp mistakes Kevin's politeness for interest. "I'm Shannon," he says. Finally it dawns on Kevin that this guy may be interested in him. Not wanting to get in a conversation with Shannon and explain get in a discussion which will end with Kevin explaining the semi-homosexual origin of his AIM screenname, Kevin chooses to drown out the well dressed Gap model with his ipod. Click click click...ahhh a little Justin Timberlake does the trick.

Unfortunately Shannon overs here's the bass line to "My love" from Kevin's headphones and somehow thinks it's invitation to cuddle. Being the nice guy that he is, Kevin lets Shannon lean on his shoulder all the while forcing Kevin to question every decision he's made so far in this interaction that led to this result.

As Kevin picks up his bag from the luggage carousel, Shannon makes eye contact with him and, with a smile says "see you at the happiest place on earth."
Kevin inquires, "You're going there?"
"Of course silly, tah tah," he said with a wave of his well manicured hand.

Kevin's spider sense is tingling. Something's not quite right. And on the way out, he saw it looking out over all the terminal, surveying its kingdom, summoning its queens. It was a poster that read:

-----The Happiest Place on Earth-----
-presents-
--November 8-12--
-----GAY DAYS at Disneyworld-----

That's right, take a closer look at the image above. Notice anything fishy? All guys in the picture. So yeah. The best part is, Kevin gets on a plane, flies all the way down to Florida not knowing he's going to be spending his whole weekend like this. Poor guy.

But Kevin, being the smart kid he is decides to make the best of it. Kevin's first wish is what any straight guy wishes for in this situation--a girl right by your side. Unfortunately for Kevin, his ran off with Goofy shortly after this photo was taken (circa September).

Kevin quickly thought, what else can I do. Ah-ha! What do gay guys hate worse than beer and loud rock music? A poor fashion sense. I'll go out of my way to dress bad. So on the first day into the park, Kevin sported this outfit. With arms out saying "bring it on" Kevin entered the belly of the Beast.

It was distracting at first. Too much. Obtaining a map upon entering the world of Disney, Kevin definitely decided a few areas to avoid....Pleasure Island? Peter Pan? Haunted Mansion? All areas Kevin was destined to avoid. So how bad could it have possibly been?

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But alas, Kevin toughed it out, and he even made some new friends. What a trooper. And Kevin seemed to make it back without any permanent damage. Although, I'm not going to be the one to tell him that his idea for a new league logo might be a little....well...not what we're looking for.

And, if rumors of a mandatory dress code for all Itstheleague.com athletes on game days turn out to be true, we'll know whose idea that was. Best wishes on a speedy recovery Kevin.