Saturday, January 20, 2007

The One Where Matt Takes a Shower

San Diego, CA (AP) - As Matt Reyes, owner of the STEAM Machine, takes a shower, I write this Boyd's Beat.

First off, rumor has it that a relative of Brandon Burns was involved in the Denver v. New York Brawl a few weeks ago. Rumor has it that the relative of Itstheleague.com owner Brandon Burns was suspended from RCDS for an indefinite time period. Asked to comment about the suspension, Mr. Burns had this to say, "What happened happened. We need to move on and focus what's going to happen on the court." Chasing that rumor away, Brandon moved on during the press conference to talk about his current matchup with Itstheleague.com stud Daniel Thomson.

Speaking of the Ex-thunder, Daniel Thomson has been under a lot of heat recently since the Itstheleague.com annual Clippers game. Mr. Thomson was seen covorting with Clipper Girl Ivanna Cummalot. In the picture below, Mr. Thomson appears to be groping Miss Cummalot's backside.


You've all heard about the shot heard around the world, but have you heard about the hand heard around the world? As you can see in the above picture, Daniel clearly had his hand on the Clippers Girls Ass. Now you may think to yourself, "Gee, Daniel's divorced from Britney, why would he possibly worry about getting caught with another girl?" Well unfortunately, T-fed has maintained his alter ego. And thus, his innocent Daniel persona (I'm Daniel, I work and model at C28 and I don't drop f bombs unless it's on the itstheleague.com post board) has been maintained as he continues to date Itstheleague.com owner Michael Boyd's ex-girlfriend's best friend. Nice work there Daniel.

In other news, Matt Reyes is completely infatuated with his player, Steve Nash. In addition to being invited to the owners Skybox for the evening, Mr. Nash was invited to spend some time with Matthew S. Reyes in the owners sauana (if you know what I mean).

The fantasy world has been shaken up by the league over the past few weeks. Will the Sexy Six maintain its grouping? Only time will tell.

Oh Crap, Matt's coming out of the shower. Remember, to take care of yourselves, and Daniel's girlfriend (as he left her for someone else now that he's a celebrity).

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